My Year 2007 Resolutions between the lines

Money has been one of my problems last year and the year before that and the year before before that and the year before before before that. I’ll try to set aside money for a brand new PSP that would probably corrupt my future

Last year, I played only one sport, tennis ,actually two if you count the cologne I bought from the Polo store. I will be more active and play more basketball even on weekdays on my Playstation 2.

I will lose weight by adjusting the weighing scale such that it starts at negative 25. I will eat healthier food, by healthier I meant more and take care of my SUV type body better.

I will travel the world and see famous places and landmarks here and in other countries through Google Earth.

I will not only curse but will also scream at the elevators that are slower than service over at BPI every morning ,lunch and night.

Instead of working on my SQL scripts and documentations, I will update my blog more during office hours.

I will at least attempt be a better driver. I will be kind enough to taxi and jeepney drivers to give them a one minute head start before I hunt them down along C5. I won’t stop constantly shouting to annoy truck drivers. I will obey all of the non-existent or poorly implemented traffic rules.

I will contact my friends abroad more than Citibank contacts me to get a credit card.

I will correct things that are out of place like Manny Pacquiao in movies. I will write one song that doesn’t involve food that would express the way I feel towards my hatred of certain things that poison my personal current events. I will rid my mind of any foolish ideas like, say, Richard Gomez’s decision to run for office.

I will lie on my bed all weekend and wait for the last minute before I study for my certification exams. My project team will be a huge success despite the issues encountered because of me

At the end of the year, I will be an even better meaning fatter man.