While at lunch today, someone (it was Analou or Amy I think) ordered out from Panda Express which always come with a fortune cookie. They pointed out that appending "in bed" at the end of each fortune always make it better (or naughtier). Tara try natin. Here are some fortunes from astrohoroscopes.com
- The best things come in small packages, but the Bigger, the better... in bed
- Eat your vegetables, they are good for you... in bed
- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view... in bed
- Men and nations will react rationally only when all other possibilities have been exhausted... in bed
- Never engage in a battle of wits when you are unarmed... in bed
- Anger only leads to the Dark Side... in bed
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory... in bed
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking... in bed
- Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone... in bed
- It hurts when something good ends, but it'll hurt even more if you cling to it knowing that it's no longer there... in bed
hee hee :P
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