Yup! The great iron chef (Iron Chef Tostado) does it again. Yes yes, he has burned so many things already in both Sterling and Oakwood apartment kitchens but the Sultan of Sunog does it again with his second culinary masterpiece...
"attempted pizza"
The instructions said "preheat oven, remove plastic and place in oven for 20 minutes". I preheated the oven, removed the plastic, placed the pizza in the oven and more than 20 minutes later, there laid in front of me the monstrosity that was Burnt Pizza. Joyce will kill me for desacrating a Red Baron 4 Cheese Pizza. Sha, She and Lei were all kind enough to grab a slice, take a bite (and it sounded like someone was eating chips) and tell me "No Arn, it's not THAT burnt"
Yeah right. Like the ocean is not THAT wet.
Besides, I'm sure the pizza will passed my test for burnt food -- grab a slice, use it to knock on your flatmate's door. It he/she answers, you're screwed.
As ironic as it sounds, I've never tripped the smoke alarm... ever. I guess I'm fast in opening windows. As always, I ask... "Bakit iba itsura sa box?"
ok ok ... all together now... "COZ YOU BURNED IT STUPID"
Oh, what's my first culinary masterpiece? Burnt rice... through a rice cooker!
"How can someone burn rice from a kitchen appliance that was designed never to burn rice?!?"
It's called talent. pure talent.
1 comment:
hahhaa!! that's a good poster for new comers!! Am sure they'd love to come to ur pizza parlor... :D so aj... how do you just do it?? wats ur secret? :D
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