On a boring Friday morning drive to work, what better way to spice things up that with useless stats on the way…
Attitude: Big Meanie
Top Speed: 105 km/h
Traffic: Moderate
Number of cars cut: 8
Cats ran over: 0/2 Filinvest cats are fast.
Dogs ran over: 0/0
Dirty fingers received: 1
Number of taxis driving with no left front tire: 1
Number of Traffic mishaps: 3 (2 collisions and one between a rolling tire and a van)
Ads (billboards): 107(more than half of it are the Nivea ads along C5)
Best Ad: All the ones related to food.
Most worthless Ad: “Norah Jones in Concert” at Libis.
Car I would love to drive instead: yellow Porsche in Forbes Park.
Car that would have been interesting to drive: MMDA water truck. (I’ve been playing too many firefighter
missions in Grand Theft Auto)
Car I was lucky I wasn’t driving: that taxi with no left front tire
Coolest thing I saw: (1) dancing cop at Forbes.
(2) driver of the van with no clue why a tire hit him on the right side.
Worst thing I saw: stage being set up in Ayala ave. (I’m already imagining the traffic this afternoon)
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